December 2008
2 posts
Telemarketer
Telemarketer: Hello, it seems the factory warranty on your car has expired. What is the make and model of your car
Me: I was hoping you'd tell me. How do you not already know?
Telemarketer: All we have in the information about the warranty sir
Me: Ok. Well it's definitely either the Rolls or the Lexus.
Telemarketer: Um... sir we don't cover Rolls Royce
Me: Must be the Lexus. Ok cool, so how do I renew this bad boy?
Telemarketer: Well it's simple sir, we'll just gather some infor--
Me: Wait. I got some questions first.
Telemarketer: Ok?
Me: Does this cover wings?
Telemarketer: Sorry?
Me: Wings, like wings on my car.
Telemarketer: I'm not sure I follow
Me: Ok look, I'm trying to build a flying car right. I'm strapping wings on my Lexus so I can fly around the land of magic where people don't telemarket you. And I can't really find any insurance that will cover this. Do you guys cover this?
Telemarketer: Um... no sir we do not
Me: *Click*
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